The rules of the Gentleman

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 1. A Gentleman, always assists. 

 2. A Gentleman, never fights, when words will do. 

 3. A Gentleman’s job is to comfort those around him. 

Eve : Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!

Troy : Yes you do.

Eve : And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!

Troy : Yes you do.

Eve : Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!

Troy : Yes you do.

Eve : Or have perfect table manners!

Troy : You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?

Eve : What?

Troy : He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.

Eve : [disgusted]  Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.

Troy : I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.

Eve : Where do you think he got all that information?

Troy : From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.